( Threat assessment files. Step up from the war journals. )

This beats baseball with aliens in space.

I know a lot of guys who would love the way people act here, but this is going overboard. How many weddings and proposed marriages can there possibly be in three days? Three days isn't long enough.

Stop drinking things with names like 'Love at first sight.' That should be a huge warning label in and of

So I get it's kind of a bad thing to go around saying you're bored, here, if past entries are anything to go by, but I'm not really used to just....you know. Sitting around doing nothing. There are a few jobs around here, and I get that a bunch are kind of in need of some help. I'm still learning the ropes, but if I can lend a hand anywhere, that'd ( Read more... )